7 minutes of hell is all I could handle, appearantly

10 deadlifts, 10 burpees, 20 deadlifts, 20 burpees, fucking done.

Merry Christmas to me!!

All I wanted for christmas was a dead fucking battery, and I got it, right on the money.

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!

First day at Crossfit NRG on the "basic" training cycle. It was pretty damn brutal and all I want to do is get rid of the tickle in my anus... err, I mean my lungs, and take a nap, but I mustn't. I shall warsh my ass, then warsh the inside of my car. I can talk about my asshole, balls, poop, etc... all I want because nobody reads this thing anyway. So, GO SUCK A FUCK!!! HA!!

It's finally here. After a good few weeks waiting for The goddamn Canyons to open, we finally got to shred.

Sorry, the only few shots I got were from the lift. I was too busy shredding the gnarwhal to take pictures like some kind of California pussy.