7 minutes of hell is all I could handle, appearantly

10 deadlifts, 10 burpees, 20 deadlifts, 20 burpees, fucking done.

Merry Christmas to me!!

All I wanted for christmas was a dead fucking battery, and I got it, right on the money.

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!

First day at Crossfit NRG on the "basic" training cycle. It was pretty damn brutal and all I want to do is get rid of the tickle in my anus... err, I mean my lungs, and take a nap, but I mustn't. I shall warsh my ass, then warsh the inside of my car. I can talk about my asshole, balls, poop, etc... all I want because nobody reads this thing anyway. So, GO SUCK A FUCK!!! HA!!

It's finally here. After a good few weeks waiting for The goddamn Canyons to open, we finally got to shred.

Sorry, the only few shots I got were from the lift. I was too busy shredding the gnarwhal to take pictures like some kind of California pussy.

winter coats

It's growing in nicely. Bring on the snow, already!

Here's an update as of 11/9/11

I cheated and had a bit of a trim recently, but the mop groweth nonetheless

And GONE!

Fall Semester is coming to a close.... Thank you Jebus!

I really bit off more than I could chew, it seems. I don't know, maybe not. Maybe I'm just an illiterate dipshit, but I have not done well. Calculus and Chemistry kicked my ass and I'm pretty sure I may have to repeat one or both. *sad face* Actually, I'm not that bummed on it because I've realized I never really wanted to be an Engineer. It seems great, and the money is killer, but it just isn't for me. I don't enjoy the number crunching, I don't want to take a new math class every semester, and I fucking HATE robots! That's what the UofU's ME dept. is all about, robotics. I worked with automation for 3 years and was miserable, so to hell with that idea. So, I've decided to go after what I've wanted to do for years now, be an Architect. HAZZAHHH! God damn this indecisiveness.

Time for the beginning of my winter coat

August is a hot, and harsh month. Yet, it is in this month which the Mark of the Burton begins to grow his winter coat. Within a few months, he will display a bright orange mane, which will flow magically in the brisk fall breeze. This orange mane also serves as camouflage during the turning of the leaves so that he may hunt his prey to store away for the harsh winter ahead. He must prepare his coat of animal skin for protection from the cold whilst shredding the gnar.