Sunday, August 22, 2010

Time for the beginning of my winter coat


August is a hot, and harsh month. Yet, it is in this month which the Mark of the Burton begins to grow his winter coat. Within a few months, he will display a bright orange mane, which will flow magically in the brisk fall breeze. This orange mane also serves as camouflage during the turning of the leaves so that he may hunt his prey to store away for the harsh winter ahead. He must prepare his coat of animal skin for protection from the cold whilst shredding the gnar.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?


Monday, August 16, 2010

G-g-g-g-GHOST PIRATES!!!!!


Ok, maybe not pirates per se, but... Well, you decide.

This is a 35mm image my friends Justin and Jaime shot at the cemetery near the Univeristy of Utah. The two images below have been altered a bit to get some different perspective on the shot. The mist in the center of the film only appears in this shot, none of the other shots they took had anything like this. Whether or not you think there's something in this image FROM BEYOND THE GRAAAAVE, at least enjoy the fun shit you might find. Please comment on what you see.




Sunday, August 15, 2010

Qualejje?

Well, here it is. My last week of a short inter-semester break, my very first, I might add. Now it's on to great bullshit like Chemistry, where I really want to learn how to make Meth, like the show, and Calculus, where I really want to be a super smart janitor with a ridiculous Bostonian accent, like the show. I also will be taking my first Mechanical Engineering class, which requires me to purchase some sort of electronic device used for.... I have no fucking clue. I think it's called a Response Card or something like that, so I imagine it's either a clicker deviceamabob like Jeopardy, or Celebrity Jeopardy, or Jeopardy for the mentally challenged, OR it's a shocking device that's used when you're response to a question is fucking stupid and you fucking get fucking shocked. I hope that it's the latter, I find I learn much better when I'm pissing my pants from being electrocuted a bit. I just hope I don't bleed from my eye sockets, because that would be UBER embarrassing. Shit, I still need to get books.

Some people's kids

Are you fucking kidding me?

The sad thing is; you're not.

This is how you really are

and you will never, ever change.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Orange Eames Armshell Resto




Hopefully, this will be this first of many projects I get to work on, but I have a feeling my pesky college education will get in the way. So, since I'm on a break tween semesters and have a little free time, I may as well make hay while the sun shines.

So, Herman Miller, like the dipshits they are, made a whole shitload of Eames armshells with wide mounts. This, of course, is unacceptable because you cannot put the iconic Eiffel, Rocker, etc... bases on the wide mount chairs. The only 2 choices you have are; cry, or remedy the situation. I chose the latter.


So, to get started, I removed the original mounts. The first few came off pretty easily by just tightening the screw down until it puts enough tension on the mount that the little bastard just pops off. However, the final mount I chose to remove with a chisel and a hammer, and I must say I was very pleased with the outcome.

After getting the mounts off, the remaining epoxy needs to be chipped and sanded away. I was able to get the bigger pieces of epoxy off with the chisel, but most of it needed to be removed by sanding. You can sand the remaining bulk of epoxy by hand, but I chose to use my friend the pneumatic sander.




I used 120 grit sticky paper on the sander and tried to keep the sander at about a 45 degree angle. Sadly, I did manage to rut out the surface a bit by digging in a little too deep with the sander, but it's nothing that can't be fixed with some follow on hand sanding, which I did with 80 grit.



The 80 grit does a great job of smoothing out the surface where the old mounts were, however, the original mount on this chair has some pitting that I don't think I'm going to repair, mainly because once I sand the entire chair down and cover it in Penetrol, the pitting will be barely noticeable. Besides, a little wear adds to the character of these iconic pieces. I managed to remove the back two mounts and sand down the back narrow mount surfaces in preparation for the new mount installation. I still need to remove the epoxy from the front mounts, and I need to get ahold of 3M to determine the ideal adhesive for this application. Here's a nice little shot of where I've gotten so far.



I'm not sure what I want to do about the original sticker in the lower center of the image. This is a really cool thing to keep, but since I've already modified this chair, it's no longer original, so having the original sticker isn't going to do much for resale (not that I would sale this beautiful bitch). Eh, we'll see when I get around to refinishing.

Once I got all of the remaining epoxy off, it was time to line up the mounts in their new homes. The best way, so I'm told, is to use a nice heavy base, attach your new mounts to the base, and use a sharpie to line mark the mount positions. Then, I decided to verify that the mount positions on the base I was using would match the positions on the new base. After I got that sorted, I placed the mounts on the new base and used that as my template. After measure twice (times 3 or 4) it was time to commit.







After some back and forth correspondence with 3m, they recommended this 2-part epoxy...

DP605NS (off white)
Which cost about $16 at Industrial Supply in SLC. This is a bit more expensive than the JB Kwik Weld method used by many, but I wanted to try something a little different.

One thing to note is this epoxy is designed to be used with a application 'gun', which I did not want to spend another $?? on, so I pushed out the two parts evenly by hand, which was a bit of a pain, but worth not spending food money on. I premixed it, like aso

The trick is, to put a dollop of epoxy in the center of the marked position about the size of a quarter. Because this particular epoxy has a 5 minute work life, I could get pics of that part. After which point, you want to apply pressure on the mounts. You want excess epoxy to seep out from under the mounts, which is something you will notice on any original Eames fiberglass chair with rubber shockmounts.

As seen here, three of the four mounts have a relatively even amount of epoxy visible after being pressed onto the chair. Sadly, I didn't get enough on the lower right mount.



After allowing the epoxy to cure for about 32 hours (which is more than necessary) I checked the adhesion. Everything looked and felt good, even the mount which didn't get the proper amount of epoxy. So, in the mean time, I will hold off on refinishing the surface and decide what I will do with that pesky fourth mount. I did mention this was my first time restoring one of these right? Good. Note, use at least 1/2 of the tube, if not more, when preparing for the mounting step.

Here she is in her current state, about 3 days after mounting the beautiful Modernica Rocker base, thanks to Ron at the ever impressive Green Ant on 3rd South, 2nd East in Salt Lake City, Utah.
(BTW, I didn't choose the color on the wall, that was my roomies : P)

Monday, August 9, 2010

I got a B!

Yeah! This is most excited I've ever been over a grade. A god damn B in Trig. Yeah!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Naps-They aren't my friends

I laid down to listen to some Buck Owens, Hank Williams, George Jones, etc... around 9:30 tonight, next thing I know, half of my face is covered in drool and it's nearly 1:00 am. FUUUUUUU!

Kawledge

So, like the late-ass bloomer that I am, I finally finished my real semester of college today. I killed it in my first block class this summer, but it was an easy A-Survey of Jazz. The other 3 classes that I just wrapped up are Intro to Film (easy but time consuming), Anthropology; People and Cultures of the Middle East (who woulda thought they were actual people, most of whom are too busy with their own god damn lives to worry about the Western influence on the rest of the world), and Trig. Crossing my fingers on Trig, since I need to pass with at least a C, which I know I totally landed, to get into Calc I. I just really want the comfort in knowing that I can pass Trig, or any math class for that matter with greater than a B or B-. But, by comfort, just like the romantic ideas about college being chill, are to be shattered like Tina Turner's face when she had to be told twice. Welp, that does 'er. I hope I managed to offend at least one tight ass in this one... If anyone reads it, which I doubt, so I guess I'll start dropping all kinds of fucked up shit on here.

asalaam alikum, my brothas